Y gn2 k spk?

Sa totoo lang, naiinis ako sa mga taong sobrang tamad pumindot ng cellphone, lahat na lang shinortcut. At mas naiinis ako sa mga taong nasanay na sa ganun, kahit hindi na text message, shino-shortcut pa din. At yung ibang words, pinapaarte pa! Halimbawa, nakuha ko ito sa isang testimonial/comment sa friendster:

Ellow bb!!! Mzta n bb q? Miz na u poh! Y di na u visit sa hawz? I noe bz k s skul pro Ihop d k mwlan tym 4 me. nweiz, d2 lng me nmn lgi kya f u hav tym, col me nlng w8 q col mo. bb, i luv u! k na me sa tsts. i tot b2bgsak me but not pla. tnx s pryers. Kla2 u b si anne? Kla2 u dw nya. cuz q xa. nksbay ko xa sa jip nvytd u dw s bday nya. geh, tc! pgpunta mo d2, paglu22 kta fav u - cngang. Mwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Mwahhhhhhhhhhhh!

ps gs2 q dn ng tsti gn2 dn kganda huh

- nakakabwisit diba? Napaka-immature basahin... sorry sa mga makakabasa nito na nag-ttxt speak din... naiinis lang talaga ako sa mga ganito...

Baril-barilan versus Counterstrike

Nung weekend, pinapanood ko ang kapatid kong batang babae na naglalaro ng PC games. Nakakamangha kasi ang galing nya! Naisip ko swerte naman nito, nung bata ako, sa ganung edad, Super Mario 2 ang pinaka hi-tech na laro na nalaro ko; sa Family Com pa. Pero napag-isip isip ko, sa araw araw na nakikita ko sya, kung walang pasok at hindi sya nagrereview, PC at PSP ang nilalaro. Kahit yung mga kababata nya ganun din. Puro mga techie kids. Madami na alam sa techie stuff kahit wala pang teen stage. Swerte sa swerte, pero kung tutuusin, hindi ko gusto ang nangyayari.

Ibang-iba ang mga laro noon. Malayong malayo at hindi mo pwede ikumpara sa mga hi-tech games ngayon. Halimbawa, ano ang laban ng piko sa dance-dance revo o kaya baril-barilan sa counter strike? Para sa mga kabataan ngayon, mag-counter na lang sila, di pa sila pagod.

Pero kung ako ang papipiliin, mas gugustuhin ko pa rin ang sipa, syato, patintero, tumbang preso, mataya-taya, langit lupa, yoyo, trumpo, agawang-base(moro-moro), luksong-tinik, luksong-baka, black 1-2-3, follow the leader, bahay-bahayan, chinese garter, 10-20, monkey-monkey, Dr. Kwak-kwak, saka RPG (role playing games na hindi sa PC, kundi yung kunyari ikaw si Red 1, tapos yung bestfriend mo si Green 2, yung bading na bata si Pink 5, etc...).

Para sa akin, mas masaya ito. Iba ang tinuturo ng mga larong ito. Oo, aminado ako, mas nai-stumulate ang mga utak ng mga kabataan sa hi-tech na games. Mas tumatalino sila, pero hanggang dun lang. Wala masyadong improvement ang social skills at character formation. Noon, kapag wala ka laruan, maglakad ka lang sa bakuran mo makakagawa ka ng truck-trakan na gawa sa mga lata, o kaya soapy bubbles from gumamela. Ang mga bata ngayon, pag di pinayagan magamit ang PC or consoles nila, iiyak na lang. Walang initiative at creativity. Noon, kapag mas madami, mas masaya. Ngayon, mas madaming nakikisali sa hi-tech games nila, mas nakakainis para sa kanila. Walang social awareness. Noon, katulong ang mga tatay at kuya sa paggawa ng sarangola, turumpo, o kaya baril-barilan. Ngayon, pinagtatawanan nila mga tatay nila dahil hindi masyado marunong sa PC. Kulang na sa family bonding. Noon, kapag nadapa ang mga bata, most of the time, tatayo yan at sasabihin- "Hindi naman masakit!". Ngayon, pag nadapa, ngangawa na lang at hihintayin nilang pulutin sila ng mga yaya o magulang nila. Lampa! Dati bihira ang mga lampa. Ngayon, halos lahat ng bata lampa!

Haay nako... ang dami-dami ko pang pwede isulat dito... baka lang humaba.

Anyway, hindi ako dapat mainggit sa mga bata ngayon. Dapat maawa ako sa kanila. Dahil lalaki ang karamihan sa kanila na matatalinong lampa at hindi marunong sa buhay!

Ka-henerasyon kita kung:

*alam mo kung ano ang gagawin kapag naburot ka sa syato

*naghanap ka ng balat ng candy para gamitin sa tingga para makapaglaro kayo ng sipa

*nakakanta mo ng maayos ang - "10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100"

*gumamit ka ng water-gun sa baril-barilan

*ang text ay wala sa cellphone kundi sa kahon ng sapatos at binibilang ng ganito - "I-sa-da-lawa-tat-lo-cha!"

*naghanap ka ng gagambang lason para ilaban sa mayabang mong kaibigan na may undefeated na gagambang totoo

*alam mo ang kaibahan ng mga tunog ng binatog, ice cream, puto, taho, at balut

*napapanuod mo minsan si Ka Gerry Heronimo sa Ating Alamin

*Gumagawa ka ng bangkang papel kapag bumabaha

*gumamit ka ng kanin para ipandikit sa sarangola mong gawa sa tingting at dyaryo

*astig para sayo ang may game and watch

*mas astig ang may brick game

*kumakain ka ng aratilis

*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles

*pinipilit ka matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon

*alam mo ang langit-lupa at monkey-monkey

*kinabisado mo ang - up,up,down,down,left,left,righ,right,b,a,b,a,select,start

*kilala mo si buknoy the fighting ball

*alam mo kung naka-ilang yellow four sa bioman

*nanunuod ka ng dragon ball kapag 5:30 dahil idol mo si goku, o kung babae o bading ka naman, sailormoon dahil crush mo si tuxedo mask

*mighty kid sapatos mo

*nagsulat ka ng - "Thank you for giving me the chance to write in your slumbook. J.A.P.A.N."

*alam mo kung ano ang susunod sa -"Bolang bilog, wag patulog-tulog, sabihin sakin ang sagot- ______________"

*Kapag may higanteng itlog na mahuhulog sa batya sa shaider, alam mo ang tugtog.

*idol mo si McGyver

*wala kayong telepono at nakikitawag ka lang dati - di-ikot pa mga telepono

*cute pa para sayo si aiza seguerra

*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo

*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus" at "alagang-alaga namin si puti"

*alam mo ang kantang "gloria labandera".. lumusong sya sa tubig ang paa ay nabasa at ang "1, 2, 3, asawa ni marie"

*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square

*alam mo yung kwento ng pari na binigyan ng pera yung batang umakyat ng puno para bumili ng panty... and shempre, alam mo rin ba kung ano binigay nya sa nanay nung umakyat ng puno

*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni andrew e na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin

*bumibili ka ng bazooka bubble gum... at binabasa mo yung comics sa loob

*ang tawag mo sa porn ay bold

The difference between a man and a woman

1. Men think silently and then speak out exactly what they feel, and when women are hurt as a result of that, men are tagged as insensitive; Women think out loud describing every detail of a story that happened a long time ago, teeming with anecdotes and quotes against the men, and when men get hurt as a result of that, men deserve it because they were insensitive in the first place.

2. When a man goes to a department store to buy a pair of socks, he will come back 30 minutes later with a pair of socks; When a woman goes to a department store to buy a pair of stockings, she will come back 6 hours later with a pair of slippers, a pair of office shoes, 3 Tees that she bought with 15% discount each, a very cute bag, a skirt with a newly-released design, another pair of shoes, a swimsuit (her last one is already outdated), two pairs of bikinis, a push-up bra, a set of cosmetics, a box of brownies, a lot of special-offer pamphlets, and a caramel macchiato from Starbucks... and then at home, she'll say - Oh, I forgot to buy my stockings...

3. When a man leaves the toilet seat up after using it, he will often hear the woman nagging about how insensitively lazy he is for leaving the toilet seat up; when a woman leaves the toilet seat down after using it, you will never hear a man nagging about how insensitively lazy she is for leaving the toilet seat down.

4. Women can kiss each other on the cheeks when they meet and no one will give a damn; when men kiss each other on the cheeks when they meet, they will be tagged as faggots forever.

5. Sexually speaking, the larger a man's tool is, the luckier the woman; sexually speaking, the larger the woman's cave is, the unluckier the man

6. Women say men always think of Sex; men say - also sports and gadgets, actually most of the time sports and gadgets except when a really gorgeous woman walks past

7. A woman has the entire color wheel to choose from when buying office shoes; a man has black, brown, and... I think that's it

8. When a woman slaps a man twenty times in the middle of a fight, her friends would say that is ok because she was angry; when a man punches a woman once in the middle of a fight, the woman will break up with him and he will be cursed forever by the woman's family and friends

9. When a man sees a really good shirt worn by a friend, he will say- Nice Shirt!; When a woman sees a really good blouse worn by a friend, she will say- Oh my God, that is a very nice blouse! Where did you buy it? What is the brand? How much did you pay for it? Was it on sale? Are there other colors? etc... etc... etc...

10. When women are moody, men should understand or else they will fight; when men are moody, he should start changing his attitude or else they will fight

11. When a woman cries in the streets, men will offer their help thinking that she needs them; when a man cries in the streets, women will think either he is crazy or is a wussy

12. When a man says yes, he means yes; when a woman says yes, it can mean yes, no, maybe, not quite, or you're an asshole!

13. Women always brag that men and women should be treated equally; but-

- a man is ungentlemanly if he doesn't give a woman his seat

- a man is ungentlemanly if he does not open a door for a woman

- a man is ungentlemanly if he lets his wife fix the fence while he gossips with a neighbor

- and a lot more...

Okay, enough of the men as underdogs, let's change this a little bit:

14. When a heterosexual man is seen with a group of beautiful women, he is a god; when a heterosexual woman is seen with a group of handsome men, she is a whore!

15. When a man is seen dancing passionately in the streets, he must be a performing artist; when a woman is seen dancing passionately in the streets, she must be a whore!

16. When a man dates his female boss, they're discussing business; when a woman dates her male boss, she is a whore!

17. When a man hits on another man's girlfriend, he is a player; when a woman hits on another woman's boyfriend, she is a whore!

18. When a man is seen with a foreign woman, he is lucky; when a woman is seen with a foreign man, she is a whore!

19. A man who enters the women's locker room is brave; a woman who enters the men's locker room is a whore!

20. A man who thinks he can get every woman he likes is probably daydreaming; a woman who thinks she can get every man she likes is probably a whore!