The difference between a man and a woman

1. Men think silently and then speak out exactly what they feel, and when women are hurt as a result of that, men are tagged as insensitive; Women think out loud describing every detail of a story that happened a long time ago, teeming with anecdotes and quotes against the men, and when men get hurt as a result of that, men deserve it because they were insensitive in the first place.

2. When a man goes to a department store to buy a pair of socks, he will come back 30 minutes later with a pair of socks; When a woman goes to a department store to buy a pair of stockings, she will come back 6 hours later with a pair of slippers, a pair of office shoes, 3 Tees that she bought with 15% discount each, a very cute bag, a skirt with a newly-released design, another pair of shoes, a swimsuit (her last one is already outdated), two pairs of bikinis, a push-up bra, a set of cosmetics, a box of brownies, a lot of special-offer pamphlets, and a caramel macchiato from Starbucks... and then at home, she'll say - Oh, I forgot to buy my stockings...

3. When a man leaves the toilet seat up after using it, he will often hear the woman nagging about how insensitively lazy he is for leaving the toilet seat up; when a woman leaves the toilet seat down after using it, you will never hear a man nagging about how insensitively lazy she is for leaving the toilet seat down.

4. Women can kiss each other on the cheeks when they meet and no one will give a damn; when men kiss each other on the cheeks when they meet, they will be tagged as faggots forever.

5. Sexually speaking, the larger a man's tool is, the luckier the woman; sexually speaking, the larger the woman's cave is, the unluckier the man

6. Women say men always think of Sex; men say - also sports and gadgets, actually most of the time sports and gadgets except when a really gorgeous woman walks past

7. A woman has the entire color wheel to choose from when buying office shoes; a man has black, brown, and... I think that's it

8. When a woman slaps a man twenty times in the middle of a fight, her friends would say that is ok because she was angry; when a man punches a woman once in the middle of a fight, the woman will break up with him and he will be cursed forever by the woman's family and friends

9. When a man sees a really good shirt worn by a friend, he will say- Nice Shirt!; When a woman sees a really good blouse worn by a friend, she will say- Oh my God, that is a very nice blouse! Where did you buy it? What is the brand? How much did you pay for it? Was it on sale? Are there other colors? etc... etc... etc...

10. When women are moody, men should understand or else they will fight; when men are moody, he should start changing his attitude or else they will fight

11. When a woman cries in the streets, men will offer their help thinking that she needs them; when a man cries in the streets, women will think either he is crazy or is a wussy

12. When a man says yes, he means yes; when a woman says yes, it can mean yes, no, maybe, not quite, or you're an asshole!

13. Women always brag that men and women should be treated equally; but-

- a man is ungentlemanly if he doesn't give a woman his seat

- a man is ungentlemanly if he does not open a door for a woman

- a man is ungentlemanly if he lets his wife fix the fence while he gossips with a neighbor

- and a lot more...

Okay, enough of the men as underdogs, let's change this a little bit:

14. When a heterosexual man is seen with a group of beautiful women, he is a god; when a heterosexual woman is seen with a group of handsome men, she is a whore!

15. When a man is seen dancing passionately in the streets, he must be a performing artist; when a woman is seen dancing passionately in the streets, she must be a whore!

16. When a man dates his female boss, they're discussing business; when a woman dates her male boss, she is a whore!

17. When a man hits on another man's girlfriend, he is a player; when a woman hits on another woman's boyfriend, she is a whore!

18. When a man is seen with a foreign woman, he is lucky; when a woman is seen with a foreign man, she is a whore!

19. A man who enters the women's locker room is brave; a woman who enters the men's locker room is a whore!

20. A man who thinks he can get every woman he likes is probably daydreaming; a woman who thinks she can get every man she likes is probably a whore!